Rotisserie Chicken T-Shirt | Funny Money Can't Buy Happiness Dad Joke Tee
For people who've never felt closer to a $6.99 dinner than the walk from the deli counter to the car.
This is the Rotisserie Chicken T-shirt: six lines of bold, distressed block typography reading "They Say Money Can't Buy Happiness, Explain The Rotisserie Chicken I Carried Home Like A Newborn Son," printed front and center in true screen-print vintage texture. No context. No apology. Just a grocery-store confession worn proudly across the chest.
Details:
• Bold "Rotisserie Chicken" front graphic print
• Unisex relaxed fit
• Soft, midweight cotton built for all-day wear
• Multiple colors, sizes S-5XL
Made for people who take their dinner seriously, their humor dry, and their wardrobe impossible to ignore.
Ships fast. Printed when you order and out the door in 2-5 business days. US delivery runs 3-4 business days after that, tracking on every order.
Free US shipping over $50, flat $4.99 under. Shop Pay, Apple Pay and Google Pay at checkout.
Rated 4.8 stars by 1,223+ customers.
Printed to order, so colors can vary slightly from the mockup. Double check your size and color, orders can't be changed once they're in production.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
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