I'm Really Good At Pulling Out Of Social Commitments Hat | Funny Embroidered Dad Hat

For people whose RSVP is legally non-binding.

This is the I'm Really Good At Pulling Out (of social commitments) hat: bold serif embroidery that reads completely wrong from across the room, then resolves totally innocent. That's the whole joke. Wear it to the plans you actually kept: canceled brunches, skipped birthdays, and every "so sorry, something came up" text sent from your couch.

Details:
• Embroidered front design
• Soft cotton twill
• Low-profile dad hat fit
• Curved brim
• Adjustable strap, one size fits most
• Unisex style, multiple colors

Made for people who said they'd come. They will not be coming.

Quick facts: Made to order and embroidered after you place your order. Ships in 2 to 7 business days, then arrives in 3 to 7 business days in the US. If it arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we send a free replacement or a full refund.

Ships fast. Stitched when you order and out the door in 2 to 7 business days. US delivery runs 3 to 7 business days after that, with tracking on every order.

Free US shipping over $50, flat $4.99 under. Shop Pay, Apple Pay and Google Pay at checkout.

Embroidered to order, so slight variations from the mockup can occur. Double check your color, orders can't be changed once they're in production.

Size guide