I Fear Fish I Fear Women I’m Just So Scared Hat | Embroidered Dad Hat

Sale price$21.99 USD Regular price$24.99 USD
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Color: Green Camo

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For the anxious. For the awkward. For the people who fear fish, women, and most social situations.

This embroidered I Fear Fish I Fear Women I'm Just So Scared hat is funny, weird, and built to get a reaction. Classic dad hat fit, crisp embroidery, and the perfect amount of internet-brained chaos without looking like a cheap novelty hat.

Details:
• Embroidered front design
• Soft cotton feel
• Classic low-profile dad hat fit
• Curved brim
• Adjustable back strap, one size fits most
• Unisex style, multiple colors

Made for people who are brave enough to admit they are deeply, deeply afraid.

Ships fast. Stitched when you order and out the door in 2-5 business days. US delivery runs 3-4 business days after that, tracking on every order.

Free US shipping over $50, flat $4.99 under. Shop Pay, Apple Pay and Google Pay at checkout.

Rated 4.8 stars by 1,223+ customers.

Embroidered to order, so slight variations from the mockup can occur. Double check your color, orders can't be changed once they're in production.

Size guide

A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches)
One size 20 ½-24 ⅜ 4 ¾ 3 ⅛ 7 ½
A (cm) B (cm) C (cm) D (cm)
One size 52-62 12 8 19