I Fear Fish I Fear Women I’m Just So Scared Hat | Embroidered Dad Hat

Sale price$21.99 USD Regular price$24.99 USD
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Color: Green Camo

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For the anxious. For the awkward. For the people who fear fish, women, and most social situations.

This embroidered I Fear Fish I Fear Women I'm Just So Scared hat is funny, weird, and built to get a reaction. Classic dad hat fit, crisp embroidery, and the perfect amount of internet-brained chaos without looking like a cheap novelty hat.

Details:
• Embroidered front design
• Soft cotton feel
• Classic low-profile dad hat fit
• Curved brim
• Adjustable back strap, one size fits most
• Unisex style, multiple colors

Made for people who are brave enough to admit they are deeply, deeply afraid.

Quick facts: Made to order and embroidered after you place your order. Ships in 2 to 7 business days, then arrives in 3 to 7 business days in the US. If it arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we send a free replacement or a full refund.

Ships fast. Stitched when you order and out the door in 2 to 7 business days. US delivery runs 3 to 7 business days after that, with tracking on every order.

Free US shipping over $50, flat $4.99 under. Shop Pay, Apple Pay and Google Pay at checkout.

Embroidered to order, so slight variations from the mockup can occur. Double check your color, orders can't be changed once they're in production.

Size guide

A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches)
One size 20 ½-24 ⅜ 4 ¾ 3 ⅛ 7 ½
A (cm) B (cm) C (cm) D (cm)
One size 52-62 12 8 19