False Gods Weep Slime T-Shirt | Funny Snail Terrarium Horror Tee

You forgot to mist the terrarium. Now it has opinions.

This is the False Gods Weep Slime T-shirt: an oversized front graphic rendered like a lost Japanese doom-metal bootleg from the early '90s. A grotesque acid-yellow snail enthroned above hooded disciples, wreathed in occult machinery, hot-pink horror typography, and enough slime to qualify as a structural hazard. At the bottom, the commandment: "MIST YOUR TERRARIUM WALLS OR I WILL DRY-HUMP YOUR PILLOW." What started as routine enclosure maintenance has escalated into a religion, and you are behind on your offerings.

Details:
• Oversized "False Gods Weep Slime" front graphic print
• Unisex classic fit
• Soft, breathable 100% cotton
• Crisp DTG print that stays sharp wash after wash
• Available in Black and Navy, sizes S-5XL

Made for snail keepers, terrarium goblins, cosmic horror obsessives, and anyone whose pet is legally a mollusk and spiritually a threat.

Quick facts: Made to order and printed after you place your order. Ships in 2 to 7 business days, then arrives in 3 to 7 business days in the US. If it arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we send a free replacement or a full refund.

Ships fast. Printed when you order and out the door in 2 to 7 business days. US delivery runs 3 to 7 business days after that, with tracking on every order.

Free US shipping over $50, flat $4.99 under. Shop Pay, Apple Pay and Google Pay at checkout.

Printed to order, so colors can vary slightly from the mockup. Double check your size and color, orders can't be changed once they're in production.

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