False Gods Weep Slime T-Shirt | Funny Snail Terrarium Horror Tee

You forgot to mist the terrarium. Now it has opinions.

This is the False Gods Weep Slime T-shirt: an oversized front graphic rendered like a lost Japanese doom-metal bootleg from the early '90s. A grotesque acid-yellow snail enthroned above hooded disciples, wreathed in occult machinery, hot-pink horror typography, and enough slime to qualify as a structural hazard. At the bottom, the commandment: "MIST YOUR TERRARIUM WALLS OR I WILL DRY-HUMP YOUR PILLOW." What started as routine enclosure maintenance has escalated into a religion, and you are behind on your offerings.

Details:
• Oversized "False Gods Weep Slime" front graphic print
• Unisex classic fit
• Soft, breathable 100% cotton
• Crisp DTG print that stays sharp wash after wash
• Available in Black and Navy, sizes S-5XL

Made for snail keepers, terrarium goblins, cosmic horror obsessives, and anyone whose pet is legally a mollusk and spiritually a threat.

Ships fast. Printed when you order and out the door in 2-5 business days. US delivery runs 3-4 business days after that, tracking on every order.

Free US shipping over $50, flat $4.99 under. Shop Pay, Apple Pay and Google Pay at checkout.

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Printed to order, so colors can vary slightly from the mockup. Double check your size and color, orders can't be changed once they're in production.

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