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Ask Me About My Lawsuit T-Shirt | Funny Deadpan Statement Tee
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Ask Me About My Lawsuit T-Shirt | Funny Deadpan Statement Tee

Sale price$17.99 USD Regular price$20.99 USD
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Color: Black

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Size: S

For people who would rather not get into it right now.

This is the Ask Me About My Lawsuit T-shirt: three words of bold block typography, printed front and center, offering an invitation nobody actually wants to accept. No context. No explanation. No follow-up. This tee starts a conversation and then refuses to have it.

Details:
• Bold "Ask Me About My Lawsuit" front graphic print
• Unisex relaxed fit
• Soft, midweight cotton built for all-day wear
• Multiple colors, sizes S-5XL

Made for deadpan chaos agents, professional grudge-holders, and anyone who enjoys watching a stranger decide whether or not to ask.

Ships fast. Printed when you order and out the door in 2-5 business days. US delivery runs 3-4 business days after that, tracking on every order.

Free US shipping over $50, flat $4.99 under. Shop Pay, Apple Pay and Google Pay at checkout.

Rated 4.8 stars by 1,223+ customers.

Printed to order, so colors can vary slightly from the mockup. Double check your size and color, orders can't be changed once they're in production.

Size guide

LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3