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Ask Me About My Lawsuit T-Shirt | Funny Deadpan Statement Tee
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Ask Me About My Lawsuit T-Shirt | Funny Deadpan Statement Tee

Sale price$20.99 USD

For people who would rather not get into it right now.
This is the Ask Me About My Lawsuit T-shirt: three words of bold block typography, printed front and center, offering an invitation nobody actually wants to accept. No context. No explanation. No follow-up. Whether you're at a barbecue, a birthday party, a family reunion, or standing quietly in the back of a room you were not invited to, this tee starts a conversation and then refuses to have it.

Perfect for deadpan chaos agents, professional grudge-holders, guys who have "been through some things," and anyone who enjoys watching a stranger decide whether or not to ask.

Details:
• Bold "Ask Me About My Lawsuit" front graphic print
• Unisex relaxed fit
• Soft, midweight cotton built for all-day wear
• Available in multiple colors and sizes
• Made to order

This shirt is made for people who like their humor dry, their business private, and their wardrobe impossible to ignore.

Please note: Each item is made to order, so slight variations may occur. Check the size and color options before ordering.

Size guide

LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3
Color: Black

Color
Size: S